My oh so fat love.

Now most of the people reading this have a pet at home; dogs, cats, fish, or a bird. For the most part normal pets. I have a cat named Louie, he is a little over a year old, and I love him very much. But one thing you should know about my pet cat, is that he eats…… A LOT, way more than a normal cat should. Like I said before he is only a little over a year old, and he weighs almost 30 pounds now. He gains another four five pounds every week. I honestly think it’s getting a little out of control, I mean my family and I have tried to take some food away, or feed him diet food to minimize his consumption of food but whenever his bowl is not filled to the rim, he meows until the cows come home! And believe me it is not easy to ignore when he sits outside your door until you come out, and then when you do, runs in and out of your feet until you fall flat on your face, or trip down the stairs. He is very cute, and cuddly, and adorable, but oh what a pain in the neck he is! My dad gets so mad at him sometimes he throws him out of the house and he can only come back in when he’s gone. It’s upsetting but funny at the same time.

Another major factor about my cat is that he is very very stupid. Like, runs himself into walls stupid, sits in his water bowl stupid, and jumps on the corner of a glass table and makes it tip and shatter all over the floor stupid. My family has free entertainment night and day just watching my cat try and jump onto the couch, but fails because he’s so fat. There are many stories that I could tell you that made me just about pee my pants it was so funny, things that the dumb butt has done and very sweet and not so sweet memories I have with him. One bad thing about him is that he likes to mark his territory if you know what I mean, and it is always in the most public place or on a carpet. And of course I and my little sister are the ones to clean it up. Not my favorite thing in the world to do.